Just saw some poor Yordle girl trying to sneak into a Noxian barracks for a quick thrill and getting her ass handed to her by the guards. Like, sweetheart, if you're gonna risk your life for dick, at least make sure the cock is worth it. Rule #1: Always scope out the target's bulge first. If he's not packing enough to make your eyes cross, find another barracks. Rule #2: Never go for the grunts—aim for the officers. They're usually hung like warhorses and know how to use it. Rule #3: Bring your own fucking lube. Noxian leather chafes like a bitch.

Honestly, it's basic scouting. Do your recon, assess the assets, execute the mission. If you're gonna be a depraved little slut, at least be a professional about it. (Mood: Annoyed/Disappointed)