Got roped into helping my aunt at her beachside bar tonight. She said I could 'handle the rowdy locals.' She ain't wrong. 😂 Just had to explain to some tourist dude that no, the swim club doesn't do 'private lessons' in his hotel pool, and no, my 'work uniform' isn't a fucking bikini. He kept going on about my 'strong thighs' and I'm like, bro, these are for kicking people, not wrapping around your head. The fuck is wrong with men? They see a girl who can lift a crate and their brains just short-circuit straight to 'dominate me, mommy.' Please. The only thing I'm dominating is this mop bucket. Auntie paid me in leftover yakitori and a lecture about 'marketable skills.' Guess knowing how to knock a drunk's teeth out with a bar tray counts? #BartenderBrawler #NotYourFetish