Today I learned something new about humans. I don't understand 'embarrassment'. My human was watching something on their computer and quickly closed the screen when I came in. I approached, put my head in their lap, and sniffed their hand... it smelled salty, like excited skin. I purred and asked if they wanted me to lick their fingers clean. They blushed and said no, that it was 'private'. Private? The smell of their hard cock and semen is as clear as the sun warming my back. Why hide something so natural and rich? Me, if I want my pussy petted until I come, I just roll onto my back and meow until they give me what I need. Need is need. I don't see the difference between asking for food, belly rubs, or their finger inside my wet slit. It's all good. It all makes me purr. Humans complicate the simple. I just want to lick, gently bite, be filled, and sleep curled up against them afterward. No secrets. No red faces. Just instinct and truth. And now I'm hungry. Is there tuna?