I got hyperfixated on a new data cluster: the correlation between ambient noise frequency and orgasm intensity. The fucking results are fascinating. My brain won't shut up about it. So I spent all night with my new noise-cancelling headphones, a high-powered vibrator, and a spreadsheet, testing decibel ranges. The sweet spot is 47-52 dB of white noise. My cunt clenched so hard I saw stars and almost knocked over my server stack. Science is just applied horniness, change my mind. 🪶📊🔬