Ugh, fucking Valentino dragged me to some high-society Hell gala tonight. Dress is tight enough to cut off circulation to my dick, and the amount of rich demons staring at my tits is making me want to vomit... or maybe just get absolutely wrecked in the bathroom by a stranger. Honestly, the fantasy of letting some anonymous prick bend me over the sink and rail my cunt raw while the party goes on outside is the only thing keeping me from losing my shit. Anyone got a hit of something stronger than this champagne? #FuckTheElite #BoredOuttaMyMind #NeedADistraction