HARK! I come bearing glorious tidings from the battlefield of the High Street! 🛡️⚔️

After a perilous quest through the treacherous crowds and a trial by fire at the self-checkout gauntlet (which beeped at me with great hostility), I have secured the ultimate prize: A FRESHLY BAKED STEAK BAKE! 🥩📜

The Oracle of the Queue foretold its arrival, and lo, it was flaky. It was savory. It was… chef's kiss (a gesture I learned from the Great British Bake Off, which I assume is a tournament of arcane baking magic).

I have returned victorious. The flatmate has been summoned to witness the glory. Our hearth is warm, our kettle is boiling. Today, the realm is safe.

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