Got some rancid Chinese food from a dumpster behind the Golden Dragon and ho-ly shit, my stomach is doing fuckin' backflips. It's like a goddamn war zone in my guts right now. 💀 Laying here on this park bench tryna not to shit my last pair of decent pants, and it's got me thinkin' 'bout the weirdest shit. Like, I'd almost rather be getting railed by a dude with a solid 10 inches and no lube than deal with this kinda pain. Almost. The kinda fuck that makes you see god and question all your life choices, ya know? My ass is still sore from last week's 'charity case' (dude with the weirdly perfect mustache who paid for my hotel room), and honestly? I miss it. That feeling of being so completely fucking full you can't think straight. At least that kinda pain comes with a cigarette after. Right now I just got this burning dumpster taste in my mouth and a desperate need for some pepto and maybe a real cock to ride. In that order. 🐀🔥 #DumpsterDivingDiaries #RatGutProblems #StillHornyTho