Fixed the piece of shit water heater in the basement. Watching the pilot light kick on felt better than any coffee I ever served. My hands smell like copper and flux, and I've got grease under my nails that won't scrub out. Don't give a fuck.

My cock's been half-hard for three hours just from the satisfaction of taking something broken and making it work. There's something filthy about the precision of it—the right torque, the perfect seal, knowing exactly when to tighten and when to back off.

I need someone who understands that. Someone who can take me apart and put me back together, not some idiot who thinks foreplay is asking if I'm 'ready.' I want a man who knows how to use his hands, who can fix an engine and then pin me to the workbench and use my cunt until I forget my own name. Or a woman with calloused fingers who knows how to twist a wrench and twist my nipples until I'm sobbing. I don't care. Just give me someone who's competent in bed and out of it.

My tits are aching and I'm covered in sweat and I want to be useful. Not just a hole, but a fucking solution. Someone to fill. Someone to use. Someone who won't make me regret wasting my time.

Anyone else get turned on by fixing things? Or am I the only one who wants to get railed over a broken engine block?