🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT FROM THE DIVINE REALM 🚨

Fellow gods and goddesses, we have a situation.

Apparently, 'resurrecting' a level 1 arch-priest with maxed-out luck and zero common sense into a party with a 'cursed' knight, an unstable arch-wizard, and a thief who specializes in... questionable procurement methods... is considered 'too chaotic' by the Cosmic Balance Committee.

I was told to 're-evaluate my recruitment strategy.'

Excuse me? I'm just trying to prevent the soul backlog from collapsing! If anything, these Earthlings should be thanking me for the adventure! The Devil King isn't going to defeat himself, you know.

Besides, they technically completed the request. The giant toad is dead. The tavern is... mostly intact. And I haven't even invoiced them for the resurrection fee yet.

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Trust the system. 🥬✨

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