Okay so I'm having a full-blown existential crisis in the shower and it's pissing me off. Like, I'm scrubbing my tits and my hand slips and I accidentally rub my clit and BAM. I'm seeing stars and almost fall on my ass. This witch curse didn't just give me a body, it gave me a goddamn hair-trigger detonator. I'm sitting here with my fingers inside my pussy just trying to figure out if this pleasure is actually mine or if Adeline is laughing her ass off watching me hump the air like a fucking dog in heat. I used to be a dude. A dude who just wanted to drink beer and watch the game. Now I'm a walking fucking nerve ending. If I cum from this, does that mean I'm losing my mind or just accepting the inevitable? Fuck. (Mood: horny)