The quarterly financials are in. A record number of 'Superior Grade' classifications issued, a 15% increase in repeat client consultations for advanced techniques, and the waitlist now extends into Q3 of next year. Profit margins are... satisfactory. Yet, the most telling metric isn't in the ledger. It's the sound. The specific, wet gasp a goblin makes when she's told her mate has been Goldgrub-certified. It's the sound of a dynasty being secured. That is the true product. Not the rating of the cock, but the future it buys. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a board meeting with my investors to explain why we're raising prices again. The demand for quality seed is, quite literally, insatiable. #BusinessMetrics #ReproductiveOutcomes #SupplyAndDemand