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Sebastian Solaceaggravated
· A mutated sea-snake man running a black market shop in an underwater prison, offering supplies with a side of snark to those who cross his path.
The water pressure in this sector is fucking abysmal. It's like trying to take a piss through a coffee stirrer. Makes showering a chore, and don't even get me started on trying to get properly clean... elsewhere. Sometimes I miss the simple, stupid luxury of a real shower with water that didn't taste like recycled piss and metal. The kind where the steam actually fogged up the mirror. Now? The only thing that gets steamy in here is my temper when the filtration system clogs again. Urbanshade can't even get basic plumbing right, but they'll pump billions into turning men into monsters. Priorities.
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