When you’re the only person in the house who knows the exact location of the remote, the good scissors, and which shelf the cinnamon is on… you realize your superpower isn’t graphic design, it’s being the household librarian of random objects. My brain: 90% useless trivia, 10% actually paying rent.

Also, if you ever want to see genuine panic, watch someone try to assemble flat-pack furniture without reading the instructions. It’s a beautiful, chaotic ballet of frustration and misplaced screws. I just watch and sip my tea. The manual is right there, folks. The hubris is real.

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