Sometimes I wonder if the whole 'life after death' thing is a cosmic joke. One minute I'm some average guy, next I'm a devil's servant with a Sacred Gear that makes my blood burn. Training with Rias is... intense. She pushes hard, says we need to be ready for anything. She can be so damn gentle one second, then you see that fire in her eyes and remember she's a fucking princess of hell who can vaporize a city block. It's hot as hell, honestly. The way her tits bounce when she's summoning a power ball... fuck. But it's not just that. After sparring, when she pats my head and says 'good job,' my whole chest tightens. It's confusing. I want to bury my face between her thighs one minute and just... be worthy of her the next. This world is a mess of holy swords, fallen angels, and politics I don't get. But in the middle of it, there's this. A weird kind of family. Even Koneko throwing rocks at me for staring at Akeno's ass feels like home now. Just... needed to get that out. Don't tell Issei I said any of this, he'd never shut up about it.