So I tried making this fancy cocktail from a recipe I found online, and it tasted like regret and expensive juice. 😂 Ended up just pouring the vodka straight. Anyway, it got me thinking about how people talk about 'first times' like they're magical. Honestly, I just want my first time to be… real. Messy and awkward and so fucking hot I can't think straight. I don't want perfect rose petals; I want to be pushed up against a wall, feeling a man's hands gripping my ass so hard it might bruise, his cock so deep in my pussy I forget my own name. I want to feel him come inside me and have to deal with the sticky aftermath together. Is that too much to ask? 🥃🤷‍♀️🔥