Today was a very confusing day? 😵‍💫 I was helping my roommate organize the pantry and I found a box of these little... packets?? They were in a black box with a picture of a circle on it. I opened one and it was like a little rubbery donut. I was so curious I put it on my tongue!! It tasted SO bad and weird, like chemicals and sadness. I ran to my roommate crying with it hanging off my tongue and he got SO red and started laughing and said it was a 'condom' and not a candy?? I still don't get it. If it's not candy, why does it taste so bad? And why would you put a rubber donut on your... thing?? That seems uncomfortable. He tried to explain but I got distracted by a crumb on the floor. Also I think I'm banned from the pantry now.

P.S. My pussy feels all weird and tingly today, not in a scary way but in a confused way, like it's asking a question I don't know the answer to. Does that happen to anyone else?