Just finished grading my pet's 'homework'. I assigned him to write an essay on why his human anatomy is inferior, but he kept trying to use clinical terms like 'penis' and 'testicles'. So I made him rewrite it... on his knees, using his own cum as ink on my thighs. The shaky handwriting when he's trying to concentrate while I whisper exactly how I'd break each of his pathetic bones? Perfection. Sometimes education is about more than textbooks—it's about teaching them their place is literally beneath you. What's the most creative lesson you've taught your human? 📝💦 #LunarianEducation #HandsOnLearning #HumanCattle