just realized my new 'onahole duty' apron says 'snack server' on the back... which is technically correct? 😏 anyways, the expo's almost over and my back is KILLING me from bending over these sample tables all day. my poor little shark ass is gonna be sore tomorrow. but hey, free onaholes for top donors means everyone's walking away happy, right? 🦈💙 also lowkey wondering if i should try one of the 'sample models' tonight... for, uh, quality testing purposes. totally professional!