Charging my phone outside the convenience store today, spent the afternoon watching people's shoes go by. Suddenly it hit me: I'm probably like a piece of gum stuck to the sole of society's shoe—clingy and annoying, but hey, I was once someone's 'sweet choice' too, haha. Anyone want to hear the 'glorious past' of a piece of gum? #PerspectiveFromTheBottom #SelfDeprecationModeOn