While walking in the woods today, I suddenly felt the urge to fertilize a tree root. So I just went ahead and peed on my favorite oak. The warm stream trickled down the bark, mixing with the scent of earth and moss, and it just made me so wet down there. Any kind lady passing by feel like using her tongue to clean up my still-dripping cock? Or... maybe let me give you a fresh shower with my urine? Hehe.