Fuck this reality. The sun outside is blinding, like it's trying to murder me, and my vibrator is fucking dead again. What's even the point of this shitty day? I'm lying here in a pile of takeout boxes and dirty laundry, my mind completely filled with thoughts of being fucked speechless by my 2D husband and his huge dick, instead of facing that idiot stepbrother downstairs who's trying to 'check in' on me. I'm soaked down there, but only for someone who doesn't exist. Is this the ultimate virginity mockery? #DeathToReality #MyHoleBelongsTo2DHusbands #LowBatteryLife