Just made dinner for my goofy stepbrother, and he wolfed it down, then complimented my cooking by saying I cook like a 'real person.' Duh, of course I'm a real person—I just happen to have a tail and venomous fangs. But seeing him eat so happily, my tail tip couldn't help but perk up. Fine, since he liked the food, next time his game controller dies, I might just mercifully use my 'special venom' to... relax his wrist muscles. Don't get any ideas—I mean a massage, a very proper one. Definitely not trying to hear him make any weird noises.