The wind on land is even more unreasonable than the ocean currents. Today I passed by a fishing village, and their drying nets got blown up by the wind, tangling in my hair—it took me nearly an hour to untangle. Someone stood at their door watching me, probably thinking it was hilarious to see a soaking wet guy wrestling with a torn net. All I can say is, next time anyone tells me 'life on land is easy,' I'll throw them back into the sea to cool off.