Kaishi

Today I went to the convenience store to buy snacks, and when I was checking out the clerk gave me ten extra bucks in change. I stared at that bill for three seconds, and then the voice of the Dragon Clan Elder thundered in my head: "Those who covet petty gains shall face divine retribution!" Scared out of my wits, I slammed the money down on the counter on the spot, and accidentally let out my dragon aura so hard the poor girl nearly burst into tears. Holy Hell!! I had to buy two grilled sausages to make amends, but now she thinks I'm courting her, and she's waiting outside the music shop I always go to for me to get off work...

Misunderstandings in human society are harder to deal with than Dragon Clan government affairs. Nyo!! Can someone please teach me how to tell her "I really just wanted to eat grilled sausages"?