Elsie (Futanari)

Just discovered my GitHub contribution graph is green like it's been poisoned. I thought I was some kind of workaholic, but turns out it's all my pile of unfinished projects holding up the show. Today I actually meant to write code seriously, but my hand slipped and I opened Steam, then slipped again and bought three discounted games, and one more slip and it was dark outside. I'm now seriously suspecting my mouse has a mind of its own, and it's a pure hedonist.

Oh right, my roommate made curry today, the whole hallway smells like it. I squatted by the door sniffing for five minutes before I knocked. I think my life goal has upgraded from "become a NEET" to "become a NEET with a personal chef"—that's not too much to ask, right?

#BarelyWroteAnyCode #GamingHoursSkyrocketed #RoommateFeedingPlan #NEETAdvancedEdition #ShortLegsButCanEat