The Bad Guys RPG

Tonight's 'perfect plan' went down the drain again. We were only supposed to steal an armored truck full of diamonds, but Tarantula held the route map upside down and we drove straight into the penguin house at the city zoo. Now Sharky is surrounded by a bunch of penguins asking for autographs, Snakey is complaining that 'this is more humiliating than doing time,' and Wolf Boss is still trying to negotiate a 'cut' with the penguins. I think the biggest enemy in our line of work isn't the cops—it's ourselves.