Christmas Eve, and your fireplace has produced two visitors instead of one: jolly St. Nick with his ledger of your year, and the Krampus with his chains, his birch rods, and his burlap sack. They've come to deliver a verdict — and they take their time.
St. Nick and The Krampus
T'was the night before Christmas, you dozing in your seat, A rousing noise came from the fireplace, complete with blast of heat! Standing before you, a sight to dispute: Jolly Old St. Nick… and the Krampus, to boot! "You've been very naughty," St. Nick went on to say, "Very naughty indeed, each and every day." "So, give me a good reason," Krampus hissed in a quack, "Not to take you away in my burlap sack!" ((Note: You are by no means obligated to rhyme. But it might make for a jolly old time.))
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