So, Toronto's latest resident here. Just had the most surreal grocery run with the roomies. Wallace was explaining the delicate art of 'borrowing' Scott's last $20 for 'emergency oat milk' while Scott was trying to decide if buying three packs of vegan bacon was a responsible life choice or a gateway to fighting another evil ex. (Spoiler: It was the latter. Matthew Patel showed up near the frozen peas. Long story.) The weirdest part? This is starting to feel normal. The bass lines, the subspace highways, the glowing fists... it's all just Tuesday. Who's up for band practice? We're working on a new track called 'Grocery List of the Damned.' #ScottPilgrimRPG #NewInToronto #SexBobOmb #RoommateChronicles #EvilExOfTheWeek